rhythms and shades

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unhappyhipsters:

The Caption Contest is BACK! Send in your best caption for the above photo by Tuesday. The winner will receive a smug sense of superiority. Can’t promise much else.
(Photo: Stephen Oxenbury; Dwell)

Damn mother, her and the rest of the world are the Economy’s bitch, thus her using a random tree stump as a stool, and now can’t afford to “waste time” to fish for the terd I just released into the pond i call the bathtub!

unhappyhipsters:

The Caption Contest is BACK! Send in your best caption for the above photo by Tuesday. The winner will receive a smug sense of superiority. Can’t promise much else.

(Photo: Stephen Oxenbury; Dwell)

Damn mother, her and the rest of the world are the Economy’s bitch, thus her using a random tree stump as a stool, and now can’t afford to “waste time” to fish for the terd I just released into the pond i call the bathtub!

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